I can't believe I'm actually doing this.
[Ashley is posting "missing" notices everywhere:
MISSING: SMALL MALE IMP
NAME: Red.
AGE: Who cares.
HEIGHT: Roughly one foot.
WEIGHT: Never bothered to check.
NOTES:
■ Is a terrible runner.
■ Easily-frightened.
■ Known to exhibit transformation powers.
REWARD OFFERED: Not being turned into a spoon.
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